Me too!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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