I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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