yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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