I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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