no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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