did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Randomize
