Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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