Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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