How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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