so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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