wanna go halves on a baby?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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