Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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