so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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