I CAN MOONWALK!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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