we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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