There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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