yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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