Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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