If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
