question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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