:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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