Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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