did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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