For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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