He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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