The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
As shirtless as possible
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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