DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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