In the future we'll all be gay
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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