he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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