pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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