he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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