I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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