I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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