If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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