do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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