ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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