I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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