Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't think brook has ever known best
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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