he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
my sisters under your porch take her home
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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