The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
do herpes really smell.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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