so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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