Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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