apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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