i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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