Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I will be naked everywhere
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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