The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
why is half of my head shaved?
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