just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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