i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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