Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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