Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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