Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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