I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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