I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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