she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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