Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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