How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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