How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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