Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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