I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My vagina just clenched in fear
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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