That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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