So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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