ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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